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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

AFL

Demons' plan 'working perfectly': Neeld
15 April
Melbourne coach Mark Neeld rubbed his hands together today, declaring that his plan for the 2013 AFL season was unfolding just as he had hoped, despite losing the first three games by an average of 107 points.
New sponsor 'not a timely choice': AFL
13 March
AFL officials have admitted that the timing was not perfect in announcing a new major League sponsor, Peppy’s Preppy Pep-Up Peptides.
Omen date predicts Tiger flag: Geek
12 December
A leading amateur football statistician has predicted a Richmond premiership in 2013, based on calculations relating to today’s notable dateline.
Anderson leaves on a high note
5 December
The AFL’s outgoing head of football, Angry Anderson, feels his job is done as the fall-out from the Kurt Tippett affair underlines unequivocally that nobody can rort the salary cap and draft system.
New Mike Brady song could see NATO sanctions against Australia
30 November
AUGUST 2008: THE announcement of a new Mike Brady tune to celebrate the AFL finals has threatened Australia’s world standing, with NATO discussing trade sanctions and the Australian athletes shunned at the Beijing Olympics.
Drafted rookie not happy to be going to Adelaide
30 November
NOVEMBER 2006: The AFL is a footballing world in shock today after a November recruit admitted being drafted by the Adelaide Crows was “the worst day” of his life.
New Crow guernsey "part of punishment"
28 November
The AFL has confirmed that the new Adelaide Crows away jumper is part of the club's punishment for alleged salary cap breaches discovered during the Kurt Tippett Transfer Clusterfuck.