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Saturday, May 18, 2013

Cricket

  • Cricket dinkus

    Ashes series to be shown in slo-mo


    Worried TV executives have responded to the disastrous Indian Test series by announcing exciting new telecast innovations for the looming Ashes series to follow in England and the return leg in Australia.
  • Cricket dinkus

    World’s Strongest Man team lauds Aussies


    Australia’s miserable Test series in India has been lauded from an unexpected source, with the producers of the World’s Strongest Man franchise applauding captain Michael Clarke and his beleaguered team.
  • Cricket dinkus

    New Test players great at PowerPoint


    Australia has named two graphic designers and a recruitment expert in its team to take on India in the Third Test starting this week, replacing suspended stars Shane Watson, James Pattinson and Mitchell Johnson.
  • Cricket dinkus

    Clarke to be rested for entire year


    Australia's most important cricketer, captain Michael Clarke, will be rested for the entire Indian and English Ashes series, the Australian cricket selectors announced today.
  • Cricket dinkus

    Ponting DVD sales 'disappointing'


    A new player in the sports DVD market has admitted the initial sales of his latest offering, “The last 12 innings of the great Ricky Ponting” have been underwhelming.
  • Cricket dinkus

    Proteas under fire for too many Test players


    In a sensational development, South Africa's win over Australia in the Third Test in Perth could be in doubt after it was claimed the Proteas fielded more than 11 players.
  • Cricket Australia's new post-Ashes slogan “a beauty”


    NOVEMBER 2007: Cricket Australia has announced its official slogan for this summer’s Test and one-day action, featuring India and Sri Lanka.