Freo to break new ground with pre-match huddle
Mark Harvey has come up with an innovative strategy to help his team rebound from their horror start to the season.
Dream state applauds Hall of Fame game
Premier of the Dream state, Mr Hazy Phantasm implored Andrew Demetriou to continue representative footy.
Dream Team fan ‘prouder than ever’
A Dream Team fan is prouder than ever to hail from one of the five states and two territories that aren’t Victoria
Orgy claims completely out of context, claims Mosely
World motorsport president Max Mosely says his Nazi-themed orgy has been taken out of context.
Harbhajan admits: I botched sunsmart message
Harbhajan Singh has conceded he badly misunderstood the sunsmart message delivered to the team
AFL announces draft help for new franchises
Andrew Demetriou announced that all teenage players in Australia would be assigned to the new Gold Coast and West Sydney franchise clubs for the next five years.
Charity stunt goes horribly, horribly wrong
Three assistant coaches were killed at a charity head-shaving day by the West Coast Eagles.
Tigers defend home ground, not team
Richmond has hit back at criticism of its training ground by AFL turf expert Andrew Demetriou.
GEHRIG CHAIRED ONTO GROUND, GIVEN BACK GUERNSEY
Fraser Gehrig returned to football on the weekend, carried backwards onto the ground by teammates.
Grant in trouble again, all night long
The Kangaroos have suspended Shannon Grant after another outbreak of his passion for Lionel Ritchie.
Umps demand changes to Brownlow criteria
The Brownlow Medal cause headlines today when further changes were mooted – by the umpires who award the medal.
Hampered Woods “good for golf”: USPGA
TIGER Woods has been rocked by news that he will be deliberately maimed before every tournament from now on.
Coughlan, rooster delighted with surgery
Mark Coughlan is cautiously optimistic after returning with a rooster sellotaped to his thigh this week.
Galapagos penguin seals official Olympic status
The IOC has confirmed the Galapagos Penguin as the “Official Penguin of the 2008 Olympiad.”
Fist to head causes injury: AFL report
The AFL released its injury report today with fists smashing heads a prevalent injury for the 150th year in a row.
