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Golf: Tiger Woods pleased with expansion of arsehole reputation onto course

Sub-editor chastened after taking a full minute after US Masters to write ‘Great Scott’ headline

Monday, May 20, 2013

Sports

Frenchman's costume dilemma
16 May
With only six weeks to go before Le Tour de France, a Limoux man has admitted he still can't decide what dickhead costume to wear while running madly along the road next to the cyclists.
Family feud comes to Family Feud
18 April
TV game shows are a glittery hosted world in crisis today after a bizarre twist of fate meant the McGuire and Malthouse families were both selected to appear in the debut episode of The New Family Feud this week.
Cats could learn from Suns: McKenna
11 April
Gold Coast coach Guy McKenna says his team has nothing to gain by watching reigning premiers Geelong, despite other clubs declaring they will copy the Cats.
Golf fan debuts new whoop at Masters
11 April
A US golf fan has defended his decision to introduce an entirely new whoop during one of the year's major tournaments.
League overwhelmed by Giants form
11 April
Greater Western Sydney is an AFL-obsessed region in turmoil today in the wake of the Giants' thrilling performance in Tasmania over the weekend.
Club eyes junior with six white parents
11 April
A local football club in Adelaide is believed to be close to securing the recruiting coup of the year after locating an American youngster with six white parents.
Fan worried matches will reduce chances to watch experts talking about footy
28 March
A Western Bulldogs supporter has expressed grave concerns that the start of real football matches this weekend might interfere with his chance to watch experts talking about the game.