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Saturday, May 25, 2013

News

Demons' plan 'working perfectly': Neeld
15 April
Melbourne coach Mark Neeld rubbed his hands together today, declaring that his plan for the 2013 AFL season was unfolding just as he had hoped, despite losing the first three games by an average of 107 points.
Absence of monkey will help Scott
15 April
New US Masters champion Adam Scott says he’s looking forward to finally being able to once again play golf without the hindrance of having a monkey on his back.
Ashes series to be shown in slo-mo
13 March
Worried TV executives have responded to the disastrous Indian Test series by announcing exciting new telecast innovations for the looming Ashes series to follow in England and the return leg in Australia.
New sponsor 'not a timely choice': AFL
13 March
AFL officials have admitted that the timing was not perfect in announcing a new major League sponsor, Peppy’s Preppy Pep-Up Peptides.
New Test players great at PowerPoint
11 March
Australia has named two graphic designers and a recruitment expert in its team to take on India in the Third Test starting this week, replacing suspended stars Shane Watson, James Pattinson and Mitchell Johnson.
Clarke to be rested for entire year
30 January
Australia's most important cricketer, captain Michael Clarke, will be rested for the entire Indian and English Ashes series, the Australian cricket selectors announced today.
Open loser taunts 'under review'
25 January
Australian Open organisers say they will "review" a 2013 Open innovation, which asked a second court announcer, working alongside Craig Willis, to sledge losing players as they left Centre Court.