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Tuesday, May 21, 2013
History of Sport
688 BC: The Greek God Apollo has enthusiastically endorsed a new sport which involves two men beating each other up, saying he hopes the chief God, Zeus, will share his excitement.
MANCHESTER - The sport of billiards is a tuxedo-wearing world in shock today after Walter Lindrum set a world record aggregate, while remorselessly trash-talking his opponent, Britain’s Willie Smith.
A Victorian footballer has been lauded by peers and audiences alike for a revolutionary and bonza one-off gag which involved the burly player appearing on a Melbourne stage, wearing a dress.
A Sydney man has labelled an experiment with a television “remote control” as a “cautious success”.
Barry Michael has taken the IBF junior lightweight title off local hero Lester Ellis in a classic, bruising encounter at Melbourne’s Festival Hall, with both fighters hitting each other “very hard”.
ATLANTA - Australian champion Kieren Perkins has won possibly his greatest gold medal, forced to swim through the poolside concrete to win the Olympic 1500 metre title.
The trainer of top racehorse Archer has denied that making the horse walk all the way from Nowra, NSW, to the inaugural Melbourne Cup will harm the horse’s chances.