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Demons' plan 'working perfectly': Neeld

AFL Melbourne coach Mark Neeld rubbed his hands together today, declaring that his plan for the 2013 AFL season was unfolding just as he had hoped, despite losing the first three games by an average of 107 points.
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    New US Masters champion Adam Scott says he’s looking forward to finally being able to once again play golf without the hindrance of having a monkey on his back.
  • Ashes series to be shown in slo-mo

    Worried TV executives have responded to the disastrous Indian Test series by announcing exciting new telecast innovations for the looming Ashes series to follow in England and the return leg in Australia.
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    AFL officials have admitted that the timing was not perfect in announcing a new major League sponsor, Peppy’s Preppy Pep-Up Peptides.
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